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November 24, 2009

Old Dogs





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Two best friends — one unlucky-in-love divorcee and the other a fun-loving bachelor — have their lives turned upside down when they’re unexpectedly charged with the care of 7-year-old twins while on the verge of the biggest business deal of their lives. The not-so-kid-savvy bachelors stumble in their efforts to take care of the twins, leading to one debacle after another, and perhaps to a new-found understanding of what’s really important in life.

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Genres: Comedy and Kids/Family
Release Date: November 25th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG for some mild rude humor.
Distributors:
Walt Disney Studios Distribution
Production Co.:
Tapestry Films
Studios:
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Filming Locations:
Connecticut, USA
Produced in: United States

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This gorilla is in regards to to do to seth green what ‘old dogs’ is going to do to audiences this weekend, and it ain’t gonna be prettya

Whether or not “old dogs” were an individual, i would stab it in the face.

Millions of years from now, after western civilization has fallen and the world has ruptured and cooled and been reborn and a new life form has taken over the planet, whether or not any of them happen to stumble upon a working dvd player and a copy of “old dogs,” they’ll sum up the passing of our culture with two simple words: “good riddance. “

It is rare that i hate a film with the feverish intensity that i feel towards this one, but it hit cool much every single button for me, and by halfway through, i felt like i was going to crawl out of my skin. What i thought was going to be a mediocre family-themed comedy rather struck me as one of the most singularly vile experiences i’ve had in a theater all year. To give you an idea how wretched the film is, whether or not you take the worst robin williams film, multiply it by the worst john travolta film, and then multiply that by “wild hogs,” the last film from director walt becker, you would still end up with something better than this.

“old dogs” is the story of two ostensible adult humane beings who, confronted with spending 14 days in the presence of twin seven-year-olds, promptly go insane and get started acting in a manner which would land anybody in the real world in jail or the morgue. Deservedly. Nothing in this film resembles any recognizable conduct of any actual individual ever. At one point, bernie mac shows up as a puppeteer who in a literal sense wires robin williams up with a magical bio-rig that transforms him into. . . And i quote. . . A “human puppet” who is controlled via remote by john travolta so that williams can have a tea party with his daughter. And altho i was sliding in and out of cognizance by this point, numb from the horror, i’m almost positive a motown song plays over the resulting montage.

And that is not the worst scene in the film.

Ball shots, drug jokes, and a prolonged sequence where john travolta is transformed into the joker are just a heap of of the nightmares that await audiences this weekend. And whether or not it sounds like i’m going overboard on a harmless family comedy, that’s exactly the problem. I don’t think this shape of rubbish is harmless. I am ofttimes horrified by the message of these “family comedies,” and i think hollywood genuinely does give its most vocal critics fuel for when they assert that this town has no idea what original humane values are. I hate the sub-genre in regards to the workaholic dad who just has to learn the necessary life lesson that his occupation doesn’t matter and everything will magically work out whether or not he just spends every waking hour serving every and every whim of his children. I also hate the sub-genre of movies in which rational adults who run their own companies and who are otherwise completely capable are scaled down to simpering morons plainly by having to care for a child. “three men and a baby” is a good example of what i mean. Badly? Three adults can’t figure out in which way to diaper a baby? Genuinely? That’s comedy? It would be pathetic whether or not it happened in the real world, and yet we’re all supposed to smile and nod and just accept it as “funny. ” for me, outstanding humor comes out of recognizing something genuine in the comedy, something that i can relate to, and when i’m watching performers suddenly turn sub-moronic in the name of laughter, i find myself completely unmoved. I don’t think the truly stupid are amusing in real life when i have to cope with them, so why would i think it’s hilarious to watch talented actors play such useless sacks of skin?

There are a heap of very amusing people trapped in this one, like luis guzman and justin long, but they’re given utterly nothing to do. Matt dillon shows up in a pointless sequence involving a camping trip, and even the way scenes are edited in this film confounds me. There’s no beginning or ending to anything. It’s like scenes just get started and stop at random, like walt becker’s so bored by what’s happening that he just decides to cut to something else rather than find an organic way to wrap something up or rather than attempting to build to any sort of punchline. I can’t genuinely blame any of the actors (accept for saying yes), because there’s nothing here for them to do. There’s no way to redeem a script this creatively bankrupt. There was never any hope this would be anything but rancid.

Whether or not you truly hate your family and you’re all trapped together this weekend, and you reeeeeally want to punish them and show them just how little you value their joy, then by all means, pile into the car and rush out to find a theater playing “old dogs. ” but whether or not you have any self-respect at all, and whether or not your time and your brain cells mean anything to you, then skip it. It’s not ironically astounding. It’s not so bad it’s outstanding. It is a soul-crushing experience, causing sad feelings of gloom and inadequacy and sad, bad enough to make me retroactively wish away the careers of all involved.

November 8, 2009

Dare


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In high school, what kind of person did you dare to be: risk-taking and lustful, melancholy and confused or simply safe and over-achieving? Dare follows three teenagers through their last semester of school: Alexa, the smart, good girl who longs to break out of her shell; Ben, the lonely outsider dealing with his sexuality; and Johnny, the rich, seemingly perfect bad-boy who has everything. In a last-ditch effort to shake things up before graduating and start living as adults, this unlikely trio take the biggest risks of their lives. In the process, they learn no one is exactly who they appear to be.

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Logline: Three privileged high school seniors decide they can no longer ignore their deepest needs and take the biggest risk of their lives.
Genres: Drama
Running Time: 1 hr. 30 min.
Release Date: November 13th, 2009 (NY/LA)
MPAA Rating: R for sexual content, language and alcohol use – all involving teens.
Distributors:
Image Group Entertainment
Production Co.:
Next Wednesday Productions, Gigantic Pictures
Filming Locations:
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Produced in: United States

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Fantastic Mr. Fox


Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) Poster

Mr and Mrs Fox live an idyllic home life with their son Ash and visiting young nephew Kristopherson. But after 12 years, the bucolic existence proves too much for Mr Fox’s wild animal instincts. Soon he slips back into his old ways as a sneaky chicken thief and in doing so, endangers not only his beloved family, but the whole animal community. Trapped underground and with not enough food to go around, the animals band together to fight against the evil Farmers — Boggis, Bunce and Bean — who are determined to capture the audacious, fantastic Mr Fox at any cost

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Animation and Adaptation
Running Time: 1 hr. 28 min.
Release Date: November 25th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG for action, smoking and slang humor.
Distributors:
Fox Searchlight Pictures
Production Co.:
Scott Rudin Productions, American Empirical Pictures
Studios:
20th Century Fox Animation, New Regency Productions
Financiers:
Co-Financier: Regency Enterprises, Indian Paintbrush
Produced in: United States

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Fantastic Mr. Fox

Fantastic Mr Fox Poster Although he might argue against it Wes Anderson, famous for his quirky sense of absurdist humor, seems to have found his forte in animation vis a vis Roald Dahl’s 1970 children’s book. With a script co-written by Anderson and Noah Baumbach, Anderson creates a magical stop-animation world inhabited by a fox family, various other woodland creatures, and a group of nasty human farmers who don’t take kindly to having their livestock and cider stolen. George Clooney applies his signature leathery voice to Mr. Fox, a snappily-dressed family guy whose animal nature sits at direct odds to his family’s safety in their peaceful foxhole. Meryl Streep voices Mr. Fox’s even-keeled wife, and Jason Schwartzman speaks for the couple’s bratty son Ash, who tries to compete with his athletically-prone cousin Kristofferson (Eric Anderson) who has come to stay with them. The nearby industrial farms of Boggis, Bunch, and Bean prove too much of a temptation for Mr. Fox whose burglary plan brings down more human wrath than he is prepared to handle. There are significant coincidences between Spike Jonze’s “Where the Wild Things Are” and Anderson’s “Fantastic Mr. Fox” in that both stories feature themes of an untamed animal nature in all of us. To that narrative end Anderson’s film better satisfies, perhaps because Dahl’s book presented a more developed source material than Maurice Sendak’s book. Anderson’s lavish attention to visual detail supports the dry wit on display in a highly original animated film geared to appeal equally to adults and children.

Rated PG. 88 mins. (B+) (Four Stars)

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November 3, 2009

Women in Trouble


Women in Trouble (2009) Poster

One day in the lives of ten seemingly disparate women — including a porn star, a flight attendant, a psychiatrist, a masseuse, a bartender and a pair of call girls — all with one thing in common: trouble. Elektra Luxx is a world-famous porn star whose future is thrown for a loop with the news that she’s pregnant. Holly Rocket is a not-too-bright adult industry newcomer with an inconvenient aversion to girl-girl action. Their paths intersect with, among others, a hilariously suave British Rock Star, a bright neurotic with a dark past and a call girl with a tricky client.

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Logline: One day in the lives of ten desperate women with one thing in common: trouble.
Genres: Comedy and Drama
Running Time: 1 hr. 35 min.
Release Date: November 13th, 2009 (limited)
MPAA Rating: R for sexual content including strong dialogue, and for language.
Distributors:
Screen Media Films
Production Co.:
Gato Negro Films
Produced in: United States
What does it take to make a good, honest comedy driven by a cast completely comprised by women? And I’m not talking about movies like Sex and the City — which was probably better than I will ever admit — or romantic comedies that have strong female characters, such as When Harry Met Sally. I’m talking about a genuinely honest, even though it’s at times a bit campy, dramedy driven by an all-female cast. A film that doesn’t paint its female characters into a series of specific clichés, but makes them rich, fleshed out (pun intended) women who really jump off the screen. As far as I’m concerned, very few have actually figured out how to do it, especially in recent history.And it was pretty evident that writer/director Sebastian Gutierrez was a bit nervous about his own ability to do it as well. During his introduction of his film Women in Trouble, Gutierrez went as far as to jokingly say that if certain scenes included some obviously bad acting and it was funny, that is how it was meant to be. A safe guard, just in case his brand of humor in this film — which is very different from the stuff he’s written before in Snakes on a Plane, Gothika, etc. — didn’t quite pan out. And don’t tell him I said this or anything, but it all worked perfectly, igniting some roaring laughter from the crowd at the Paramount theater and solidifying Women in Trouble as one of the first films I’ve seen in a long time to actually treat its female characters seriously, even when they are caught in some silly situations.The film essentially tells the story of ten seemingly desperate women, all with their own unique sets of problems, many of whom collide into each other on their journey through one incredibly odd day. There is a world famous porn star named Electra Luxx (Carla Gugino), who has just found out that she is pregnant with the child of a wild British drummer — brought to life by an awesome performance from Josh Brolin. And just as she is finding out this news, her future baby daddy is attempting to woo a sexy flight attendant (Marley Shelton) as he returns from what sounds like a busted tour with his band. But before Electra can get in touch with him, she finds herself trapped in an elevator with Doris (Connie Britton), a semi-neurotic women who is trapped by her own dark past that involves her clever, spry niece Charlotte, played by Gutierrez’s daughter Isabella. These gals seem to comprise the core of the story, but around them are several very interesting and memorable characters, including a pair of star-crossed ladies of the night, played by the hilarious Adrianne Palicki and the ever-gorgeous Emmanuelle Chriqui. There is also Maxine, played by Sarah Clarke, a therapist who connects many of the characters together. She’s just discovered that her husband Travis (Simon Baker) has been cheating on her with Addy (Caitlin Keats), the sister of the aforementioned Doris.It gets a little complicated in explanation, but trust me when I say that all the pieces fit perfectly when arranged on screen. It is truly amazing to discover that this film was shot in 10 days with actors coming and going on an almost volunteer basis. It gives not-so-new meaning to doing things on the fly. Essentially, it is a bunch of talented Hollywood friends getting together and making a movie just because they can, and the end result is a very funny film that gets to dramatic depths that you don’t expect. It rests, as its director would tell you, on the shoulders of these women. And while I think that he’s not taking enough credit for his great creative vision for the project, I would tend to agree that a few of these women really shine. Most notable is Adrianen Palicki, who plays a ditzy porn star who is having trouble with some of her girl-girl scenes. You see, she vomits every time she gets in close contact with another woman’s woo-woo. And at the core of her issue, as she explains to a super-cute Canadian masseuse played by Cameron Richardson later in the movie, is an embarrassing childhood story. It’s one of those stories, and topics, that would not work at all if it weren’t handled correctly, would come off as completely ridiculous. But Palicki pulls it off perfectly with a healthy mix of sweetness and subtlety.The emotional weight of the film seems to rest on the shoulders of Carla Gugino, whose character Electra Luxx will be part of a trilogy, and Connie Britton. Their scenes together deal with some of the film’s very serious topics — motherhood, love, dark pasts and rubber vaginas to name a few. They have some very emotional moments in the film, many of which really add some beautiful layers to the film, but they also have a ten minute conversation about the popularity of the Electra Luxx designer vagina, in their underwear. I am convinced that there is something for everyone in this movie.I would also be missing big if I didn’t mention the precocious, darling performance of Isabella Gutierrez. She’s in this movie for more than just a “take your daughter to work day” element, as she proves quickly that she’s got some chops. As Charlotte, she is a darker, smarter character than anything we’ve seen from a teenage actress in a long time. Think about Abagail Breslin’s character in Little Miss Sunshine, then add a few years, mix in some sharp wit and add a weird Wiccan element and you’ve got Charlotte pegged.Overall this feels like one of those special little films that is the start of something really great. Gutierrez has already shot his second film in the series, Electra Luxx, with plans for the third film currently in the works. And if the next two are anything like this one, rich with laughs and tears and dimensions previously not thought possible with a completely female cast (not because it couldn’t be done, but because it just hasn’t been done), then I am totally in for the long haul. In fact, it wouldn’t be any trouble to get me to revisit the story of these fine women any time soon. And I mean that in the least sexist way — although, I must disclose the Carla Gugino, Adrianne Palicki and Emmanuelle Chriqui in their underwear will always do the trick. What can I say? I’m a simple man.

October 31, 2009

Fame


Fame (2009) Poster

A reinvention of the original 1980 hit film, Fame follows a talented group of dancers, singers, actors, and artists over four years at the New York City High School of Performing Arts, a diverse, creative powerhouse where students from all walks of life are given a chance to live out their dreams and achieve real and lasting fame…the kind that comes only from talent, dedication, and hard work. In an incredibly competitive atmosphere, plagued by self-doubt, each student’s passion will be put to the test. In addition to their artistic goals, they have to deal with everything else that goes along with high school, a tumultuous time full of schoolwork, deep friendships, budding romance, and self-discovery. As each student strives for his or her moment in the spotlight, they’ll discover who among them has the innate talent and necessary discipline to succeed. With the love and support of their friends and fellow artists, they’ll find out who amongst them will achieve Fame…

Also Known As:
Fame (Remake)
Production Status: Released
Logline: Students sing and dance their way to success at the New York City High School for the Performing Arts.
Genres: Drama, Musical/Performing Arts, Remake and Teen
Running Time: 1 hr. 47 min.
Release Date: September 25th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG for thematic material including teen drinking, a sexual situation and language.
Distributors:
United Artists Films, MGM Distribution Company
Production Co.:
Lakeshore Entertainment
Studios:
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc. (MGM)
U.S. Box Office: $20,041,762
Filming Locations:
New York, United States
New York, USA
Los Angeles, California, United States
Los Angeles, California, USA
Produced in: United States

October 28, 2009

The Invention of Lying


The Invention of Lying (2009) Poster

In an alternate reality, lying — even the concept of a lie — does not even exist. Everyone — from politicians to advertisers to the man and woman on the street — speaks the truth and nothing but the truth with no thought of the consequences. But when a down-on-his-luck loser named Mark suddenly develops the ability to lie, he finds that dishonesty has its rewards. In a world where every word is assumed to be the absolute truth, Mark easily lies his way to fame and fortune. But lies have a way of spreading, and Mark begins to realize that things are getting a little out of control when some of his tallest tales are being taken as, well, gospel. With the entire world now hanging on his every word, there is only one thing Mark has not been able to lie his way into: the heart of the woman he loves.

Also Known As:
This Side of Truth
This Side of the Truth
Production Status: Released
Genres: Comedy
Running Time: 1 hr. 40 min.
Release Date: October 2nd, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language including some sexual material and a drug reference.
Distributors:
Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution
Production Co.:
Lynda Obst Productions, Lin Pictures, Radar Pictures, 1821 Pictures
Financiers:
Media Rights Capital
U.S. Box Office: $12,327,000
Filming Locations:
Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Boston, Massachusetts, USA
Produced in: United States

October 26, 2009

Precious


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Clareece “Precious” Jones is an overweight, illiterate African-American teen in Harlem. Just as she’s about to give birth to her second child, Jones is accepted into an alternative school where a teacher helps her find a new path in her life.

Also Known As:
Push (Lee Daniels Entertainment)
Push: Based on a Novel by Sapphire
Push: Based on the Novel by Sapphire
Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Genres: Drama, Adaptation and Teen
Running Time: 1 hr. 49 min.
Release Date: November 6th, 2009 (limited)
MPAA Rating: R for child abuse including sexual assault, and pervasive language.
Distributors:
Lionsgate Films
Production Co.:
Lee Daniels Entertainment, Smokewood Entertainment Group
Filming Locations:
New York City, New York, USA
New York City, New York, USA
Produced in: United States

The Fourth Kind











The Fourth Kind (2009) Poster






1n 1972, a scale of measurement was traditional for alien encounters. When a ufo is sighted, it’s called an encounter of the primary kind. When proof is assembled, it’s known as an encounter of the second kind. When contact is made with extraterrestrials, it’s the third kind. The next level, abduction, is the fourth kind. This encounter has been the most unmanageable to document-until now. Set in innovative-day nome, alaska, where–mysteriously from that time of the 1960s–a disproportionate number of the population has been reported missing yearly. Despite multiple fbi investigations of the region, the truth has never been came upon. Here in this remote region, psychologist dr. Abigail tyler started out videotaping sessions with traumatized patients and unwittingly came upon some of the most disturbing proof of alien abduction ever documented.













also known as:
the 4th kind

the fourth kind
production status: in production/awaiting release
genres: thriller
release date: november 6th, 2009 (wide)
mpaa rating: pg-13 for violent/disturbing images, some terror, thematic elements and brief sexuality.
distributors:
universal pictures
production co. :
gold circle films
studios:
universal pictures
filming locatings:
nu boyana film studios, sofia, bulgaria

nu boyana film studios, sofia, bulgaria
produced in: united states

The Box


The Box (2009) Poster

An unhappily married couple receive a small wooden box on their doorstep. At the push of a button, the box brings its bearer instant wealth but also instantly kills someone the bearer doesn’t know.

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Genres: Suspense/Horror, Thriller and Remake
Release Date: November 6th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for thematic elements, some violence and disturbing images.
Distributors:
Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution
Production Co.:
Lin Pictures, 1821 Pictures, Darko Entertainment
Studios:
Warner Bros. Pictures
Financiers:
Media Rights Capital
Co-Financier: Radar Pictures
Filming Locations:
Virginia, USA
Boston, Massachusetts USA
Boston, Massachusetts, USA
Produced in: United States

October 24, 2009

Whip it


Whip It (2009) Poster

Tired of being pushed into beauty pageants by her parents, Texas teen Bliss finds herself after joining a female roller derby team.

Also Known As:
Derby Girl
Production Status: Released
Genres: Comedy and Sports
Running Time: 1 hr. 51 min.
Release Date: October 2nd, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sexual content including crude dialogue, language and drug material.
Distributors:
Fox Searchlight Pictures
Production Co.:
Flower Films, Mandate Pictures
Studios:
Fox Searchlight Pictures
U.S. Box Office: $8,793,570
Filming Locations:
Texas, USA
Michigan, USA
Detroit, Michigan, USA
Birch Run, Michigan, USA
Troy, Michigan, USA
Ypsilanti, Michigan, USA
Produced in: United States

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