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After a young, middle class couple moves into what seems like a typical suburban “starter” tract house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be demonic, but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Especially when they sleep. Or try to.

Production Status: Released
Genres: Science Fiction/Fantasy and Thriller
Running Time: 1 hr. 39 min.
Release Date: September 25th, 2009 (limited)
MPAA Rating: R for language.
Distributors:
Paramount Pictures
U.S. Box Office: $61,580,588
Produced in: United States

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Now comes Paranormal Activity, which follows the Blair Witch playbook step for step (right down to the hype that can’t quite be believed). Unlike Blair Witch, however, this film backs its rep up with genuinely good filmmaking, transforming another point-and-shoot horror quickie into a peerless exercise in stimulus response. Writer-director Oren Peli uses a bag of very old tricks–creaky floorboards, shapes on the wall and the ubiquitous bumps in the night–to generate his chills. But he deploys them with such mastery that you’re scarcely aware of how effective they are until they’ve grabbed you by the throat.

He also borrows a few pages from Hitchcock by transforming mundane surroundings into the stuff of nightmare. In this case, it’s a pleasant San Diego home occupied by a young couple on their way up. Micah (Micah Sloat) works as a day trader and thinks he has the world by the balls. Katie (Katie Featherston) is happy to enjoy the fruits of his wealth while studying to be a schoolteacher. Sadly, she also has a secret: her past has been periodically troubled by supernatural visitations. It’s nothing life-threatening–a few shades and moans here and there–but lately the incidents have been getting worse, prompting Micah to buy a camera in hopes of capturing something on film. The act triggers more serious manifestations, as well as increasing evidence that this spectral visitor has nothing good in store for the young couple.

Peli makes his bread and butter by hitting us where we sleep… literally. Micah points the camera at their bed every night, recording the entity’s ever-more horrific activities around their sleeping forms. The psychological impact can’t be underestimated, reminding us how vulnerable we are when we slumber and striking at the very place we instinctively head towards for safety. It doesn’t take much. The bedroom door swings ominously open and closed, footsteps can be heard on the stairway outside, and the yawning shadows enshrouding the bedroom conjure more terrors than any make-up studio could ever hope for. Paranormal Activity remains largely in the realm of plausibility, taking the sort of incidents found in Ghost Hunters and pushing them just a step or two closer to the concrete.

It also adds a pair of victims who immediately sell us on their veracity. They behave very normally, with off-the-cuff dialogue stressing natural rhythms and an easy chemistry between the actors that quickly conveys their characters’ history. Micah is frankly a dick, with the answers to everything even when he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. He treats the intruding spirit like a cool new toy–even buying an Ouija board after Katie tells him not to–and his frat-boy swagger seems to actively invite the trouble that befalls them. Katie acknowledges the danger they’re in much more readily, even calling in a psychic (Mark Frederichs) to offer advice. Their natural rhythms allow the film to present itself as fact, with the credits replaced by a special thank-you to the couple’s “families” for use of the footage. That blurry line makes the terror all the more difficult to deny.

And Paranormal Activity has little on its mind beyond sending a goose or three across our graves. It holds no thematic complexity and its straightforward scenario requires no bells and whistles to carry it through. It simply knows how to get inside our skin, utilizing pure craftsmanship to achieve what a thousand more expensive productions couldn’t hope for. I’m very hard to scare and it got more than a few serious jumps out of me (including a finale that should have you sleeping with the lights on for a month). The hype surrounding it is insufferable, of course, and may provoke a backlash similar to that of Blair Witch. It has the chops to stand against the vagaries of public opinion, however; divorced from its pop culture context, it still scares the crap out of you and while multiple viewings may diminish those returns, it has officially announced itself as the spookhouse to beat this fall. Take a look before you’re sick to death of hearing about it; for once, the indiscriminate praise is really onto something.

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In this unlikely and at times wrenching love story, World War II has just ended and a processing error wrongfully lands 51 German POWs in a Soviet prison camp run by women. The guards’ task of outing the SS officers hiding among the prisoners pits the men and women against each other. As the truth of the situation comes to light, hostility remains between some while love blossoms between others. IN…See Full Description

MPAA Rating: R for some sexuality, nudity, violence and language.

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hoto Caption: Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) and Sgt. Donny Donowitz (Eli Roth) in Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds. Photo: Francois Duhamel/ TWC 2009.

hoto Caption: Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) and Sgt. Donny Donowitz (Eli Roth) in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds. Photo: Francois Duhamel/ TWC 2009.

Inglourious Basterds was released in theaters nationwide on August 21, 2009, the following is a retroactive review:

In an early shot, Julie (Tina Rodriguez), one of dairy farmer Perrier LaPadite’s (Denis Minochet) daughters hangs linens on a clotheswire. The camera’s focus on the deliberately placed strokes of her hand across the sheet telegraphs obligatory replication before we even recognize that writer/director Quentin Tarantino has lifted a scene from Sergio Leone’s Once Upon a Time in the West—Nazis on motorcycles standing in for desperados on horseback; Mr. Minochet in the McBain role. The title card “Once Upon a Time in Nazi-Occupied France” is superfluous, but to be expected of Mr. Tarantino, who delights in regaling us with his movie store clerk mastery of insipid trivia.

Enter SS Colonel Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz), the “Jew Hunter,” so named for his cinematically-cliché prescience. Convinced that LaPadite is harboring Jews, Col. Landa breaks into a laborious soliloquy on the hiding places of hawks versus rats. I wasn’t aware hawks had much to hide from, but never mind. His foreknowledge withheld, the scene builds tension for minutes on end. Has it been done? Yes. Does it nonetheless generate white-knuckled suspense? Absolutely. Mr. Waltz has created a smug monster not unlike that of Ralph Fiennes’ Amon Goethe in Schindler’s List. But there was nothing remotely comical about Goethe. Fear kept a constant level. Mr. Waltz’s dynamic performance contrasts satirical and dramatic hues, effectively charismatic and repulsive at once.

The film is a fictitious account of an assassin squad of Jewish-American soldiers handpicked by Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt), nicknamed “The Basterds,” to infiltrate or ambush and kill German soldiers behind enemy lines in World War II. Unlike most of Mr. Tarantino’s films, Inglourious Basterds has a mostly linear chronology. To tell two stories and connect them without tritely rearranging the narrative, and maintain suspense for two hours and thirty-three minutes is a genuine achievement for him even if riddled with the usual jump cuts, self-aware dialogue and movie trivia—among other marks of his brand.

The second plot involves Shosanna Dreyfus (Mélanie Laurent), an escapee from the film’s initial massacre, who inherited a movie theater. In a completely random introduction—plot machination—she is pestered for a date by a young German soldier, Frederick Zoller (Daniel Brühl). He turns out to be a war hero and a movie star—analogue of Audie Murphy, the most decorated World War II veteran and star of his own autobiography, To Hell and Back. Private Zoller convinces Dr. Josef Goebbels (Sylvester Groth), the director of the propaganda film in which Zoller stars, his movie should be premiered at Shosanna’s theater. Seething yet from the massacre of her family, Dreyfus hatches a plan to eliminate most of the Nazi party’s high command. Complicating matters, not only does the Basterds’ operation lead them to the same conclusion, but the adept Col. Landa is always only a step behind the saboteurs. It’s rather obvious what the outcome will be, if you know Mr. Tarantino’s predilection toward female revenge stories. How it unfolds is of greater interest.

In those satirical characterizations, seemingly endless dialogues, recycled musical cues and ludicrously-stylized bloodbaths we receive our sacrament—cobbled-together adventure and mayhem from my generation’s favorite movie nerd. The movie is nothing more than that, nor need it be. Mr. Tarantino’s evolution as a film maker is such that the shot-by-shot plagiarism and film school bore has somehow morphed into his own lexicon. In his prior works, replication of technique might have existed for its own sake as in the diffusely lit sequences of Kill Bill parodying Shaw Bros. flicks, or naming a chapter after an obscure, 1968 Elke Sommer film (The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz). Here, Mr. Tarantino learns to apply those years of mimicry with purpose. Consider Col. Landa’s protracted request to converse in English with Perrier. While poking fun at American period pieces which often begin in another language only to switch to English in the first scene, the move obfuscates Landa’s intentions from the Jews hiding under the floorboards. Later, a shot continues for a beat or two, focusing on Lt. Raine’s solitary, abashed glances after repeatedly fumbling Italian pronunciation before the multi-lingual Col. Landa. The aforementioned reliance on seeming plot omniscience is used in another scene ending in a standoff. But unlike the languid ramblings of Pulp Fiction, the scene’s reams of dialogue ratchet the tension near, but not past, exasperation. The payoff arrives before you think to glance at your watch, despite a good twenty minutes having passed.

Only Private Zoller regrets killing so many. Yet the thought is abandoned just before his baser instincts return. The film is pure vengeance without nuance or intellect—moral conundrums unexamined. Mr. Tarantino has a talent for such action pieces, devoid of sophistry. As Pauline Kael spoke of directors being “Generals in the arts,” he cannot be bothered with such questions on the way to his big vision. Other than kicky violence or oddball characters including the treacherous Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz (Til Schweiger) whose reputation so precedes him as to warrant his own title card, if there’s a reason Tarantino’s approach works here it is the reliably-despicable Nazis. They’re the ultimate contrivance for conscience-free killing. Could it have worked with a different antagonist? Perhaps, but it doesn’t hurt to vacate our faculties in the service of action, provided we don’t fool ourselves into believing that Quentin Tarantino aims higher than Michael Bay.


Inglourious Basterds • Dolby® Digital surround sound in select theatres • Aspect Ratio: 2.39:1 • Running Time: 153 Minutes • MPAA Rating: R for strong graphic violence, language and brief sexuality. • Distributed by The Weinstein Company

Ninja Assassin


Ninja Assassin (2009) Poster

Raizo is one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan, a secret society whose very existence is considered a myth. But haunted by the merciless execution of his friend by the Clan, Raizo breaks free from them…and vanishes. Now he waits, preparing to exact his revenge. In Berlin, Europol agent Mika Coretti has stumbled upon a money trail linking several political murders to an underground network of untraceable assassins from the Far East. Defying the orders of her superior, Ryan Maslow, Mika digs into top secret agency files to learn the truth behind the murders. Her investigation makes her a target, and the Ozunu Clan sends a team of killers, led by the lethal Takeshi, to silence her forever. Raizo saves Mika from her attackers, but he knows that the Clan will not rest until they are both eliminated. Now, entangled in a deadly game of cat and mouse through the streets of Europe, Raizo and Mika must trust one another if they hope to survive and finally bring down the elusive Ozunu Clan.

Also Known As:
Untitled Ninja Project
Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Genres: Action/Adventure
Running Time: 1 hr. 39 min.
Release Date: November 25th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: R for strong bloody stylized violence throughout, and language.
Distributors:
Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution
Production Co.:
Dark Castle Entertainment, Legendary Pictures, Inc., Silver Pictures, Anarchos Productions, Inc.
Studios:
Warner Bros. Pictures
Financiers:
Deutscher Filmfoerderfonds (DFFF), Medienboard Berlin-Brandenburg GmbH
Filming Locations:
Berlin, Germany
Produced in: United States

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Reunited for the first time since V for Vendetta (2005), director James McTeigue and producers Joel Silver and Andy and Larry Wachowski have brought their flair for slick, highly choreographed action, computer effects, and dark cinematography to Ninja Assassin, a moody and extremely bloody slice of martial arts pulp. The redundant title (a ninja is an assassin by definition) is clearly meant as a throwback to the dozens of low-budget, Golan-Globus-produced ninja movies that glutted video shelves and late-night cable television schedules in the 1980s, as is the presence of Shô Kosugi, who became a cult movie star by headlining many such films, including Revenge of the Ninja (1983), Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985), and Black Eagle (1988).

Nevertheless, Kosugi, who plays the heavy in Ninja Assassin, has to step aside for the younger generation, which is here embodied in the rock-hard abs and rock-star locks of Rain, a Korean pop star who was previously cast in a small role in the Wachowski Brothers’ Speed Racer (2008). Rain stars as Raizo, an orphan who is raised in a secret ninja clan lorded over by Kosugi’s malevolent father figure Ozunu, who steals children and trains them to be heartless killers. Raizo manages to keep enough of his humanity to realize that being a heartless killer is wrong, which is why he decides to go rogue and help a pretty Interpol researcher named Mika (Naomie Harris), who is trying to convince her superior (Ben Miles) that secret ninja clans still exist and are responsible for numerous international assassinations.

The plot, concocted by first-time screenwriter Matthew Sand and television veteran J. Michael Straczynski (Babylon 5, Jeremiah) is a pretty thin hook, but it’s enough to hold the film together in-between fight sequences, which are the real bread and butter. Back in the day, ninja movies were reliant almost entirely on the actual physical abilities of their stars, with some clever editing used to enhance what was already there. In the world of post-Matrix digital effects, anyone can be made to look like he or she can do anything, which makes Ninja Assassin more action fantasy than action thriller. The ninjas don’t just move with great speed; they literally disappear into shadowy blurs of motion, and when they send throwing stars your way, they look (and sound) like they were shot out of a canon. When the ninjas go to battle with swords and chains, the choreography is fast and furious, but also accentuated with sudden moments of slow motion that allow the digital artists to show us the exact positions of various flashing blades with stylized precision.

And then there’s the blood. Oh, man, there’s the blood. Ninja Assassin saves its niftiest digital effects for spurting arteries and the kind of explicit bodily maiming that is generally more at home in horror films like My Bloody Valentine and The Final Destination (I’m surprised someone didn’t think to make it in 3-D). While exaggerated geysers of gore have a long and storied history in samurai and kung-fu cinema, the kind of intricately designed blood splattering we get here is more in line with the stylized theatrics of 300 (2007). While some of it was done practically (Rain’s gore streaked body through the second half of the film is testament to this), most of the maiming is produced digitally, which allows the filmmakers to make the violence gorier than ever, but also less visceral because it has the weightlessness of a video game. That, of course, may very well be the point, as Ninja Assassin revels in the unrealistic absurdity of both its plot and its action sequences, plying the audience with its splatterfest silliness but always keep a straight face just in case.

Overall Rating: (2.5)

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George Simmons is a famous stand-up comedian who learns that he has a terminal illness and less than a year to live. When, he meets Ira, a struggling comedian at a comedy club where both the comedians are performing, George hires Ira to be his personal assistant and opening act at his performances. The two forge a close friendship as George helps Ira with his career and Ira helps George find closure in his legacy. However, when George learns that his disease has gone into remission and an ex-girlfriend re-enters his life, he’s inspired to reevaluate what is important to him and what truly gives meaning to his life.

Also Known As:
Untitled Judd Apatow/Adam Sandler Comedy
Production Status: Released
Genres: Comedy and Drama
Running Time: 2 hr. 20 min.
Release Date: July 31st, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: R for language and crude sexual humor throughout, and some sexuality.
Distributors:
Universal Pictures
Production Co.:
Apatow Productions, Happy Madison Productions
Studios:
Universal Pictures, Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group
U.S. Box Office: $51,814,190
Filming Locations:
Los Angeles, California, USA
Produced in: United States

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Criterion is regarded by most collectors as the gold standard for international masterpieces and classic cinema on DVD. This season, it stakes itself out as a player in contemporary international cinema with the release of two acclaimed foreign films: Arnaud Desplechin’s A Christmas Tale (due December 1) and, this week, Matteo Garrone’s sprawling docu-realist drama Gomorrah (Criterion). The signature image of Garrone’s adaptation of Robert Saviano’s non-fiction book, an exposé of the dominance of organized crime in Naples and Caserta, is a pair of teenage boys running around a deserted beach in their underwear while shooting off automatic weapons. (The cover of the Criterion edition transforms the image into a surreal vision of a skinny teenage boy walking through the city like a Godzilla child-man.) That’s as much glamour as you can expect from the this portrait of the mob: emotionally immature boys playing at gangster, oblivious of the reality behind their Tony Montana fantasy.

Boys with guns will be boys

Boys with guns will be boys

Set in the poverty of coastal regions of Naples and Caserta, Gomorrah is a long and at times grueling look at five stories of people caught up in the Neapolitan Camorra, the Mafia organization that rules the region. Their hands are in everything, from selling drugs and running guns to the rag trade and, yes, contracts to haul and dump garbage and toxic waste. The sprawl makes it hard to follow and harder to connect with the characters and their stories (I was far more engaged on a second viewing), but it makes its point about the reach of the Camorra and the culture it has spawned. Garrone, who came to features from documentary, he brings a clear-eyed approach to the film and captures an atmosphere of destruction and waste in a landscape of urban blight and poverty. Criterion is releasing the film on both two-disc DVD and single-disc Blu-ray (at the same price, as is their policy), each with the hour-long documentary “Five Stories,” video interviews with Garrone, actor Toni Servillo and author Roberto Saviano, deleted scenes and more.

Before they were stars, Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow hungry stand-up comics sharing an apartment in Los Angeles. Apatow draws on both of their lives, past and present, for Funny People (Universal), a character drama in the guise of a show-biz comedy. Sandler is the former stand-up comic turned movie superstar who returns to his roots when he’s diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia and Seth Rogen is the young comedian he hires as a gag writer, assistant and on-call buddy. Sandler has always been at his best with parts that allows him to turn the comic exaggerations of his infantile comedies into not-so-cute undercurrents of real human behavior and this is no different. His character, George Simmons, is publically affable and easy-going but he’s a self-involved guy with an arrogance and sense of entitlement that peaks out in private moments. He’s able to get away with almost anything thanks to his fame and his sense of humor but even after facing his own mortality and coming out the other end, he’s never quite able to get past himself and really connect emotionally with anyone, including the ex-girlfriend (Leslie Mann) who is now married with children. Apatow thanks James L. Brooks in the credits and no wonder: this is his James L. Brooks show-box dramedy!

More interesting than this melodrama, however, is the messy culture of young comedians trying to make their name in comedy clubs, which Apatow and his cast (Rogen, Jonah Hill, Aziz Ansari, Aubrey Plaza) bring to life with an authenticity that makes both the tiny clubs and the big venue concerts completely convincing. There’s a single disc edition, a two-disc special edition and a Blu-ray release, and of them feature both the theatrical version and an extended unrated version (which runs seven minutes longer) plus commentary by director Judd Apatow and stars Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen (which is a lively and funny as you would expect from three comedians remembering their experiences in the business) and a gag reel. Apatow’s special edition supplements are always terrific and this is no exception, from the 75-minute “Funny People Diaries” (a making-of documentary as a personal journey through the film guided by director Apatow) to the deleted/alternate scenes, montages of ad-libs and other goodies.

Nuri Bilge Ceylan’s beautifully observed Three Monkeys (Zeitgeist) is a poetic portrait of flawed individuals facing the consequences of bad decisions. The film opens on a hit-and-run, unseen by us but signaled by the screech of brakes intruding into the hush of night on a winding country road. It’s a politician behind the wheel, but it’s his driver who takes the rap and the prison sentence. It’s just business, a private contract with a cash payoff (the family straddles middle class aspirations and working class nervousness and the money is too good to pass up), but it’s beginning of the white lies, hidden truths and bad decisions that spiral out of the father’s absence. Or perhaps out of his example. Compromises are made, but as in the opening scene, Ceylan keeps the cascade of mistakes and mishaps—the things that most films foreground as defining and dramatic events—off screen. Celan, a Turkish filmmaker whose previous films include the equally intimate “Distant” and “Climates,” has an unerring gift for camera placement. His camera lingers on the actions and reactions of his characters in the wake of the repercussions, observing the human story behind and beyond the headline events with microscopic focus. His slow, measured scenes can be as hypnotic as they are lovely, at times much so that the characters feel trapped by his poetic perfection. At others they are all too human, confused and selfish and irrational. He observes it all with a pace and a texture that communicates a cultural perspective that’s just a little different than you find in American movies. Turkish with English subtitles. No supplements except for a booklet with a printed interview with director Nuri Bilge Ceylan.

Tora-San Collector’s Set: Vol. 1 (AnimEigo) marks the stateside debut of a contemporary Japanese cultural treasure: the first four of what became a series of 48 feature films chronicling the misadventures of travelling peddler Torajirô Kuruma (Kiyoshi Atsumi), a bumbling rube with a good heart and bad judgment. Atsumi meandered through these gently sentimental comedies for 27 years (setting a record for a continuing series with the same actor) and director Yoji Yamada (who recently made his name stateside with The Twilight Samurai and The Hidden Blade) directed almost all of them. The series begins with Tora-san: Our Lovable Tramp (1969, aka “Otoko wa tsuria yo,” which translates to “It’s tough being a man”), and it front-loads the film with exposition of who he is and where he comes from, but the rest of the film is what defines the character. He’s an uneducated bumpkin with an outgoing personality and a saleman’s patter, who nonetheless puts on a show of worldly wisdom that is punctured every time he slips into street slang and bathroom humor (the subtitles on the AnimEigo release helpfully explain cultural references and verbal humor). He’s obliviously crude and inappropriate when he’s sober and aggressively rude when he’s drunk, and he has a rare gift of misreading every delicate social situation and blundering through them with grace of a drunken water buffalo. And yet, whether because of his efforts or despite them, everything turns out all right when he’s around, and the outsized personality, impulsive generosity and wide grin that Atsumi brings to the role makes it easy to forgive his faults. Chieko Baisho plays his little sister, orphaned after the death of their parents (he returns home to do right by her in the first film, and then keeps checking in between his travels). AnimEigo’s box set features the first four films in the series in fine editions with commentary on the first film by film historian Stuart Galbraith IV and program notes on each film. The collection is filled out by Tora-san’s Cherished Mother (1969), Tora-san, His Tender Love (1970) and Tora-san’s Grand Scheme (1970), each film sending him another quest between visits home to cheer his loving little sister and exasperate everyone else. And despite his tendency to trip over his own words, he manages to be quite the matchmaker for everyone but himself. He is, as the box set brands him, “Japan’s most beloved loser,” and these are charming films.

And yes, this is the week of Angels and Demons (Sony), the absurd follow-up to The Da Vinci Code (the book that was actually written before Code but reframed in the script to follow the movie). Ron Howard’s plan must have been to move the action fast enough to keep anyone in the audience from thinking about the utterly ridiculous plotting and it apparently worked well enough to make it a hit, but it’s as ridiculous a thriller as you’ll find. I wrote a review for the theatrical release, which you can read here, and details of the DVD release are here.

Blu-ray of the week – “I am Jack’s Blu-ray”: Fight Club: 10th Anniversary Edition (Fox) was actually released on November 17 but 20th Century Fox keeps has a policy of not sending out review copies of most of their releases until street date, so I didn’t get a chance to look at this until now. David Fincher’s satire of consumerism, machismo, cultural asphyxiation and anarchy (adapted from the novel by Chuck Palahniuk’s novel) may well be the defining cultural fantasy of the nineties as well as a brilliant use of digital effects to create a surreal, alienated existence. Blu-ray is made for Fincher’s kind of dense imagery and technically complex visual manipulation; you can freeze frame those subliminal images and slow down those “flutter-cut’ sequences with even greater clarity than DVD. The new supplements are just fine: “A Hit in the Ear: Ren Klyce and the Sound Design of Fight Club,” an introduction to the art of sound design with rudimentary interactive sound board, really stymied me (maybe I don’t have the right set-up to make it work) but Mel Gibson wearing a Viking helmet and riding a horse to hand out to Fincher and company for Spike TV’s “Guy Film Hall of Fame” Awards is a sight worth seeing. But the original DVD supplements—including four audio commentary tracks, 17 thumbnail featurettes on key scenes and special effects, deleted/alternate scenes and galleries of goodies—are still more helpful and enlightening.

For TV on DVD for the week, see my wrap-up here. For the rest of the highlights (including Island Etude from Taiwan and a fine new DVD edition of the World War II classic A Walk in the Sun), visit my weekly column, which goes live every Tuesday on MSN Entertainment, or go directly to the various pages dedicated to New Releases, Special Releases, TV and Blu-ray.

Did You Hear About the Morgans?


Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009) Poster

Romantic-comedy regulars Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker finally unite in this fish-out-of-water laugher. The actors play Paul and Meryl Morgan, a Manhattan couple whose marriage is in danger. But it turns out all they may need is a change of scenery: when the Morgans witness a murder and are sent by the government to small-town Wyoming to hide from the killers, their marriage shows signs of recovery. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? also stars Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen, and Elisabeth Moss.

Also Known As:
Faith Buffalo
Untitled Columbia Pictures/Marc Lawrence Comedy
Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Genres: Comedy and Romance
Release Date: December 18th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some sexual references and momentary violence.
Distributors:
Columbia Pictures (hidden), Sony Pictures Releasing
Production Co.:
Castle Rock Entertainment, Banter Films
Studios:
Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group, Warner Bros. Pictures
Financiers:
Relativity Media
Filming Locations:
New York
New York, USA
Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
Produced in: United States

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Nine

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The Broadway hit NINE moves from the boards to the silver screen with this cinematic adaptation. For this musical take on Federico Fellini’s 8½, CHICAGO’s Rob Marshall directs a star-filled cast that includes Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, and Sophia Loren.

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Back in 1982, the Broadway musical Nine opened and won a Tony for Best Musical. An adaptation of Federico Fellini’s semi-autobiographical film classic 8-1/2 with a book by Arthur Kopit, music by Maury Yeston, and direction by the great Tommy Tune, the show was a perfect blending of the cerebral and heart, a slightly tongue-in-cheek exploration of the creative process, and a fond but critical look at a man whose relationships with women were based either on his adoration for his mother or his pleasant encounter with a robust prostitute when he was a mere child.

Helping spur the show on to greatness were Raul Julia as Guido Contini, the solipsistic director; Karen Akers as his wife; plus Anita Morris, Camille Saviola, and the knock-‘em-dead Liliane Montevecchi as several of the women in his life. I still recall Akers singing, with her back to the audience, “My Husband Makes Movies,” a disconsolate accounting of being subservient to an egocentric spouse. Those three minutes and 53 seconds constitute one of the most powerfully moving moments in modern musical theater. As for redheaded Morris, she became the nation’s sex siren with her performance as Guido’s mistress. Attired in a skintight, see-through lace jumpsuit, she fueled the libidos of many an American male at the time, especially after repeating her number in costume on Johnny Carson’s desk one late night.

But after watching Rob Marshall’s adaptation of the show, I wondered if my memory was playing games with me. This sumptuous film version with its cornucopia of lovely stars (Marion Cotillard, Penélope Cruz, Judi Dench, Fergie, Nicole Kidman, and Sophia Loren) delivers on the glamour quotient but is lacking in both humor and pathos.

The problem possibly lies in Daniel Day-Lewis’s Guido. His take on the character lacks the unconscious, lovable self-mockery that both Julia and Marcello Mastroianni (in 8-1/2) brought to the part. Day-Lewis, at least after just one viewing, has concocted a depressed misogynist who loves women but not as much as he cherishes his own ability to agonize nonstop over the costs of his own celebrity. While you wanted to hug and slap his predecessors, you just want to slap Day-Lewis.

The addition of some horrendous new songs and the omission of some of the old ones don’t help either. Just listen to the Original Broadway Cast album’s finale where Cameron Johann as the child Guido sings “Getting Tall” to his older, less mature self, who has a gun in hand:

“Guido . . . Guido . . .

Scraping knees
Tying shoes
Starting school
Paying dues
Finding there’s no way we can spend a lifetime playing ball
Part of getting tall

Learning more, knowing less,
Simple words, tenderness, part of getting tall.

Guido, you’re not crazy, you’re all right.
Everyone wants everyone in sight …
But knowing you have no one if you try to have them all
Is part of tying shoes,
Part of starting school,
Part of scraping knees if we should fall
Part of getting tall.”

Numerous numbers such as this one are now in the scrapheap.

Additionally, Marshall’s constant cutting from Guido’s memories to show numbers stifles feelings. For example, in the “Be Italian” sequence, the lovable whore Saraghina (Fergie) agrees to show her wares to a group of boys for a handful of coins. The black-and-white footage of the group frolicking on a beach and then in the water is perfect, but the intercutting with showgirls singing on chairs garrotes the episode’s power.

Yet for all of its faults, Nine is filled with treats for the eye and ear, because in the end Marshall is no slouch in the talent department. Under his direction, Cruz has never been more gorgeous, Cotillard elicits empathy as the put-upon wife, Fergie surprisingly makes a believable singing hooker, and Dench, even with her wandering accents, is as grand as she always is. And Day-Lewis has worked out his body, Loren makes a most welcome return to the screen, and Kidman is able to play a major screen siren believably.

So on a scale of ten, Nine is an 8. Well, maybe an 8-1/2. – Brandon Judell

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Mr. Judell is featured in Rosa von Praunheim’s forthcoming documentary New York Memories. In the spring, he’ll be teaching “The Image of the Jew in Post-World War II European Cinema” and “Gay and Lesbian Literature” at The City College of New York. He has written on film for The Village Voice, indieWire, Detour, and The Advocate, and is anthologized in Cynthia Fuchs’s Spike Lee Interviews (University Press of Mississippi).

Avatar


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AVATAR takes us to a spectacular world beyond imagination, where a reluctant hero embarks on an epic adventure, ultimately fighting to save the alien world he has learned to call home. James Cameron, the Oscar-winning director of “Titanic,” first conceived the film 15 years ago, when the means to realize his vision did not exist yet. Now, after four years of production, AVATAR, a live action film with a new generation of special effects, delivers a fully immersive cinematic experience of a new kind, where the revolutionary technology invented to make the film disappears into the emotion of the characters and the sweep of the story.

We enter the alien world through the eyes of Jake Sully, a former Marine confined to a wheelchair. But despite his broken body, Jake is still a warrior at heart. He is recruited to travel light years to the human outpost on Pandora, where corporations are mining a rare mineral that is the key to solving Earth’s energy crisis. Because the atmosphere of Pandora is toxic, they have created the Avatar Program, in which human “drivers” have their consciousness linked to an avatar, a remotely-controlled biological body that can survive in the lethal air. These avatars are genetically engineered hybrids of human DNA mixed with DNA from the natives of Pandora… the Na’vi.

Reborn in his avatar form, Jake can walk again. He is given a mission to infiltrate the Na’vi, who have become a major obstacle to mining the precious ore. But a beautiful Na’vi female, Neytiri, saves Jake’s life, and this changes everything. Jake is taken in by her clan, and learns to become one of them, which involves many tests and adventures. As Jake’s relationship with his reluctant teacher Neytiri deepens, he learns to respect the Na’vi way and finally takes his place among them. Soon he will face the ultimate test as he leads them in an epic battle that will decide nothing less than the fate of an entire world.

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Logline: AVATAR takes us to a spectacular world beyond imagination, where a reluctant hero embarks on an epic adventure, ultimately fighting to save the alien world he has learned to call home.
Genres: Action/Adventure and Science Fiction/Fantasy
Release Date: December 18th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for intense epic battle sequences and warfare, sensuality, language and some smoking.
Distributors:
20th Century Fox
Production Co.:
Lightstorm Entertainment
Studios:
20th Century Fox
Financiers:
Dune Entertainment, Ingenious Media Services Limited
Filming Locations:
Los Angeles, California USA
Los Angeles, California, USA
New Zealand
Oahu, Hawaii
Oahu, Hawaii, USA
Kauai, Hawaii
Kauai, Hawaii, USA
Produced in: United States

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First, let’s be clear… Avatar is much more than a film. It’s a prescribed cinematic experience. Pure effect. The greatest sideshow on Earth.

Cameron’s aim is to take our franchise-frazzled minds and plug us back in to the mainline; to conjur the wonder of those early silent-movie audiences, aghast and alarmed as a steam-train chugged from horizon to foreground.

Like Avatar’s hero, injured marine Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), he wants to blast away the past and see through new eyes.

Avatar is the new benchmark for escapist entertainment; the ultimate on-screen dream. More suspension of self than suspension of disbelief.

As Jake dives in and out of his split human/alien personalities, Cameron is equally urging us to leave our burdened minds and busy bodies behind – to sink into our seats and immerse in a virtual world.

In the febrile jungle of planet Pandora, it’s a thrillingly alive world of whooping devil-monkeys, scuttling super-spiders, fluttering titan-orchids and bioluminescent air-jellyfish.

The ground is patrolled by hammerheaded, Triceratops-like behemoths and saber-toothed jaguar-giants, while immense, lizard-headed mega-birds rule the air.

But Cameron keeps us connected by not pushing the otherness into hokey, adolescent alien-sketch territory. This isn’t an open-air version of the Star Wars cantina: weird for weird’s sake.

It feels equally distant and familiar. Like an advanced version of our own world; as if Cameron has run the whole of the current ecosystem through some kind of evolution extrapolation software.

And into this wild and wonderful arena… Enter Avatar Jake, a hybrid of human and Na’vi – the blue-skinned, golden-eyed, oversized indigenous people.

“A marine in an Avatar body”, snarls Stephen Lang’s feral colonel. “That’s a potent combination…”

Jake’s mission: to blend with the locals and convince them to “relocate” – away from an area rich in precious/lucrative rock deposits. To go native…

Instead, he goes rogue – after being trusted and trained by Zoe Saldana’s fiery Neytiri. Like Human Jake, she’s a warrior, and the two bond over a spectacular battle/ambush that humbles him and ennobles her.

For Jake, it’s love at first flight. As the two soar and scamper through the shimmering treetops, he revels in swapping his broken real-world form for a faster, stronger, more athletic vessel.

But, this being Cameron, there’s forbidden love. Not love struggling to reach across time (Terminator) or class (Titanic), but something far more strange and affecting: interdimensional love.

In fumbling hands, this could have badly misfired – strange and silly instead of curious and moving.

But, unlike his last film, Cameron doesn’t over-season the sentiment. He drills straight through to the emotional core: his leading man’s wrenching inner-space odyssey – from interloper to insider to outcast.

But the success of the human/Na’vi love-story thread is mostly down to Saldana. Her subtle, spiky performance is a delicious foil to Worthington’s wide-eyed neophyte. She might have played it haughty and aloof – and annoying. Instead, she makes Neytiri untameable and irresistible, brimming with spirit and soul – and making her, and the other CG characters, feel more weighted and real.

So, yes, some of the CG is a bit floaty and videogamey. But, blended with the extraordinary, retina-frying 3D design, it soon becomes the work of a joyless cynic to spot the joins.

Cameron has taken the techniques of 3D film above and beyond the standard jabbing and jutting gimmickery. Every frame is dripping with sumptuous foreground detail – swirling ambient debris, needle-sharp textural subtleties, multi-layered character nuances…

It’s a motion picture where everything seems to move. And it’s utterly captivating. A glistening banquet for the senses.

This isn’t Cameron simply taking existing technology and tweaking the application to his standard. This is the work of a master film-maker owning and reclaiming the entire concept of 3D; pushing and challenging other film-makers to keep up.

But it’s also a long way from just some sterile technical exercise. Avatar sees Cameron revisit his favourite trick: using hardware to unearth humanity. He carves out the most ambitious screen backdrop ever conceived, then uses it as a staging ground for riffs on military morality, environmental anguish, science versus nature, spirituality versus pragmatism…

And, in his hero’s story, he presents a grand illusion – offering what seems to be a theme of internal conflict and physical reawakening before unleashing a final sucker-punch reveal that’s unexpected, devastating, moving and instantly iconic…

Oh, yeah… And there’s action, too: sinew-straining, jaw-snapping beast battles; rampaging fist-fights; arcing arrow attacks; whirring gunships peppering the canopy with incendiary fire; lumbering battle-mechs pummelling the life out of Pandora with synthetic death.

All – remember – in 3D…

So, let’s be clear… Avatar is much more than a film.

It’s an audacious, awe-inspiring work of modern art that reinvents and redesigns the whole process of sitting in a darkened room staring up at a screen.

Sure, it’s taken him ten years, but Cameron has achieved no less than a rebirth of cinema.

Jackson, Spielberg, Fincher, PTA, Del Toro… Over to you…
Andy Lowe

Verdict:

Game-changing – yes. Spectacular – absolutely. Occasional dodgy dialogue and dramatic imperfections – of course. But still – wait for it… – a titanic achievement.


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GrandpaSeth

It genuinely looks incredible

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Have you broken the review embargo? Tut tut

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The Guardian has gone the other way and given it a 2 star rating, i’m really intigued now.

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I’ll watch it just to check out Neytiri’s necklace which appears to have ‘t**t’ written on it…

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I wud trust Andy lowe.. I wud like to hear jamies opinion though… :)

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Crazy Heart


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Bad Blake is a broken-down, hard-living country music singer who’s had way too many marriages, far too many years on the road and one too many drinks way too many times. And yet, Bad can’t help but reach for salvation with the help of Jean, a journalist who discovers the real man behind the musician. As he struggles down the road of redemption, Bad learns the hard way just how tough life can be on one man’s crazy heart.

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Logline: A fading country music singer gets his life and career back on track when he meets a female reporter.
Genres: Drama, Musical/Performing Arts and Adaptation
Running Time: 1 hr. 51 min.
Release Date: December 16th, 2009 (limited)
MPAA Rating: R for language and brief sexuality.
Distributors:
Fox Searchlight Pictures
Production Co.:
Country Music Television, Informant Media, Butchers Run Films
Filming Locations:
Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
Produced in: United States

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As has-been country singer Bad Blake (great name), Jeff Bridges looks like something scraped off the bowling alleys he’s been reduced to playing. His beard redefines scraggly. His guitar can’t hide his gut. His voice croaks from cigarettes, booze and one-night stands that earned him four divorce decrees. But this Bad boy can write songs and sing them like they’re torn from his insides, even though Bad’s headliner days are behind him and he has a habit of puking between songs. It’s a juicy, career-crowning role, and Bridges — a master of subtle brilliance — plays the hell out of it. Not by showing off but by going bone-deep into a character who only thinks he’s running on empty. Bridges just turned 60, and he’s still the most underrated actor in America. Crazy Heart may finally win him the Oscar that’s unfairly eluded him from his promising youth in The Last Picture Show to the glory days of The Fabulous Baker Boys, The Fisher King, Starman, Fearless, The Door in the Floor, and his immortal Dude in The Big Lebowski, from the brothers Coen. I could go on. Let’s just say that Crazy Heart offers the pleasure of watching a great actor at the peak of his form. How’s the movie? Well, first-time director Scott Cooper, adapting Thomas Cobb’s novel, is riding a well-worn trail, exemplified by 1983’s Tender Mercies, which won an Oscar for Robert Duvall (excellent here as Bad’s buddy).

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Has there ever been a movie about a country singer who isn’t having a meltdown? The good news is that Cooper, an actor himself, shows a keen eye for authentic detail and an instinct for bringing out the best in the cast. Maggie Gyllenhaal is funny, touching and vital as Jean, the decades-younger single mom who might save Bad. The part is conventionally conceived, but Gyllenhaal plays it with a tough core of intelligence and feeling. Colin Farrell puts his Irish on hold and comes up aces as Tommy Sweet, the C&W star who’s now surpassed Bad, his mentor. Tommy’s also a movie star, going the Kris Kristofferson route, while Bad is an outlaw combo of Waylon Jennings and Merle Haggard. It’s Tommy who commissions Bad to write a new song for him. The result, “The Weary Kind,” is a killer ballad that should class up Oscar’s Best Song category. Props to Stephen Bruton and T Bone Burnett for original tunes that fit Bad and Bridges like scuffed boots that have paid their dues on the road. Even when you know what’s coming, Crazy Heart haunts you like a classic country song. It’s a mesmerizer. So is Bad Blake. This dude also abides.

Ricky


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When Katie, an ordinary woman, meets Paco, an ordinary man, something wonderful and magical happens: they fall in love. But then, their love for each other produces an unusual baby, Ricky.

Genres: Art/Foreign, Comedy, Drama, Science Fiction/Fantasy and Thriller
Running Time: 1 hr 30 min.
Release Date: December 16th, 2009 (limited)
Distributors:
IFC Films
Produced in: France

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I don’t want to make outrageous claims, but my first viewing of A Town Called Panic cured my nasty hangover. My girlfriend’s first viewing cured her cold. It’s unclear just what sort of powers A Town Called Panic has, but they are mighty. And they are benevolent.

This feature length version of a Belgian kid’s show (Vincent Patar and
Stéphane Aubier produce five minute adventures which have been
repackaged and translated to air on Nicktoons in America) is an amazing
head trip, a glorious journey right inside a semi-innocent imagination.
A Town Called Panic follows the adventures of three
friends who live together: the level headed, cool as a cucumber Horse,
and two best buddies Cowboy and Indian, who are mischievous
knuckleheads whose best intentions are always causing major problems
for everyone in town, including their neighbor the always-shouting
Stephen, his wife Nadine, their animals (who attend music school),
Policeman, Postman, and Miss Longray, the beautiful redheaded horse who
teaches music and who has won Horse’s heart.

The storytelling is classic kid ‘And then’ style: ‘And then they fell
in a hole in the ground and the hole led to the center of the Earth.
And then they climbed out of the hole and they were in the North Pole.
And then they saw a giant robot penguin and then the penguin scooped
them up and then three superstrong scientists put them to work. The
scientists were using the penguin to throw giant snowballs at woodland
creatures far away,” and the resulting narrative is delightfully stream
of consciousness and free form. It all begins when Cowboy and Indian
forget Horse’s birthday and rush to get him a present. Attempting to
build him a barbecue, they order bricks online, but instead of 50, they
end up with 50 million. By the end of the film they’ve discovered and
started a war with an undersea race, traveled the globe and endangered
Horse’s burgeoning love affair by constantly keeping him from attending
piano lessons.

There’s no point in trying to get across to you the wonderful madness of A Town Called Panic.
It has to be seen to be believed, especially because the puppetoon
style is so distinctive, low tech and incredible. Most of the
characters are plastic molded figures, the sort you buy in large
plastic bags who have bases attached to their feet (think army men).
Each character’s real world analogue has little bearing on what they
are in Panic – Horse, for example, drives a little yellow car. Cowboy
and Indian carry none of the cultural baggage of their namesakes.
There’s a purity to the world in which they live, where each
character’s purpose and personality is defined only by how the creators
want them to be defined, that is exactly like a child’s game. But
there’s also a cutting subversiveness, surely unnoticed by kids, that
will delight adults.

The world in which the characters live is also extraordinarily tactile
and handmade. Blue cellophane stands in for water, while cotton puffs
are clouds (and fire extinguisher foam). Fire is represented by a
cardboard cut out of flames, and the small toys live in a world that is
partially scaled to them and partially filled with giant sized objects.
There’s a scene of Stephen eating a huge piece of toast that is
destined to be one of your favorite moments in cinema this century.
It’s a world not unlike what must have been in Michel Gondry’s head as
a child.

The best way to see A Town Called Panic is in the
original French. Usually I’m no purist for language in cartoons -
they’re all dubbed, after all – but in this case the voice work is so
unique and the French cadences so charming – ‘Mon Dieu!’ always sounds
better than ‘My God!’ – that the original is the only way to go. I
don’t know what the American release of the subtitled version will be,
but Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse will be playing it in January. The
question, of course, is whether or not little ones will enjoy a
subtitled movie as much as a dubbed one, and I think that A Town Called Panic is
so visually rich and so absorbing in its motion and energy, that
following the words won’t be as important to them. The subtitles do
come fast and furious, as many of the characters carry out hilarious
patter back and forth. But part of the hilarity of that patter is the
voice work by Patar as Horse, Aubier as Cowboy and Bruce Ellison as
Indian.

I don’t know how this movie could be any better. It’s about as perfect
a film as I’ve seen, and perhaps the only way to improve upon it would
be to create a version that never ended. A version that just kept going
with the ‘And thens.’

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